Esoteric Suck Standings

Team Games Played Points
1) Isles 40 28
2) JonJordans 38 30
3) Atlanta 39 31
4) Ottawa 36 31 ***
5) St. Louis 39 33
6) Nashville 38 37
7) Dallas 37 37
8) Loafs 39 38 ***

*** = conspiracy theory. Isles must finish 4 spots worse than this team